Someone at The AP Loves George Lucas

This story has nothing to do with Star Wars. Really. Wow. Awesome.

I want to get hired by the AP so I can start sneaking in covert references to Swervedriver in D.U.I. stories.

Hey College Kids, Stop Thinking About Your Future

The Associated Press is reporting that a new study declares, "Today's college students are more narcissistic and self-centered than their predecessors."

I declare, "I could have told you that for free."

They also declare that it's a slow news day and they just wanted an excuse to go party with sexy coeds at FSU for "research."

And now back to Steve at the weather desk.