Now THIS Is A Reunion

a.) No one is super old
b.) People still care
c.) All the members are back in the band

Fuck yeah.
In a year full of reunions,
the Verve have just nabbed my vote for Best Reunion of the Year.

Sex Toys...Now With Mold!

We're sure the editors at MSNBC weren't thinking about how this story on sex toys going green sounds vaguely mold friendly and icky.

Not to mention the mere existence of a Sexual Health section on MSNBC leads us humble readers to think their Secret Santa parties could be far more kinky than we would have liked to imagine! In fact, we previously assumed that MSNBC writers had the same reproductive characteristics as encephalopods, but still...yeah...

I don't want my sex toys going green on me. Ew.
Then again, I don' t have any.
I'm waiting 'til marriage and don't you tell my mama no different!

WWJD POR VIDA!

She Builds Quick Machines, Velvet Revolver make shitty music.

Are you guys serious? Really? God, the fucking Donnas rock harder than you. Think about that in the grand scheme of the universe for a second.

We're sorry that making records and videos gets in the way of picking out scarves and douchebag leather accessories sometimes, but fuck... Really?

We demand the immediate, unconditional surrender of your GNR credentials.

Zune claims 11% market share. How many did this guy buy?

http://www.electronista.com/articles/07/06/21/zune.11.percent.in.may/


Not a terrible start, but there's still a long way to go for the Microsoft's timely answer to the iPod.

Speaking of which, we're all really looking forward to the Zune phone two or three years from now, Microsoft. No time like the future. Hey, at least we know someone ^^^ who will buy one.

Rolling Stone: The Record Industry's Decline. Somehow they forgot to mention Rolling Stone's decline.

Motherfucking DUH. Are you guys are just figuring this shit out? Or is this story finally pseudo-cutting edge enough for your lowest common denominator readership?

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/15137581/the_record_industrys_decline/1


Hey, did you hear that the Titanic sank? How about an article on that? Good thing Amy Winehouse wasn't on it or you guys would really have nothing to write about.

Lil' Mama is here to save the day.

Stereofork's favorite underage b-girl has managed to somehow salvage the hitherto unmitigated debacle that is Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.

Not even the involvement of MTV News could totally fuck this up. In fact, the only thing that could possibly make this better is if they made out, then Mama bitch slapped Avril and dumped her ass out of the car. Keep that in mind for next time, girls. Just sayin'.

P.S. Lil' Mama, please invite Ryan to your 18th birthday party so I can stop taunting him mercilessly.

Stick a fork in the spork.

The choon, aka Froggetme, may be just the ironic eating utensil that Asian cuisine loving hipsters (redundant?) everywhere have been waiting for.

And at the bargain price of $8, it also doubles as the perfect ironic complement to your ironic eye patch.

Too bad they're sold out. Go cry in your hot and sour soup.


http://www.gadling.com/2007/06/17/chopsticks-spoon-hybrid/

We're not here to start no trouble, we're just here to do the iPhone Shuffle.

For best results, click on the image. -- Mgmt.

Mom Jeans: More than just a DJ...

Yeah, Danny Masterson went from "DJ Donkey Punch" to "DJ Mom Jeans" while no one was looking. Too bad he's being upstaged by the return of actual mom jeans. These were purchased in Lawrence, Kansas and were spotted at a recent VICE party in LA that was sponsored by Colt 45. That's "Malt Liquor" for those of you at home keeping score. Can I go to sleep now?

CBS buys Last.fm, plans to use newly acquired anal probe technology to launch fall lineup.

BBC News caption:

The web has helped revolutionise listening to music.







According to a BBC news report today, the CBS Corporation has purchased London based music discovery community Last.fm for the tidy sum of $280 million.

Said Last.fm CEO, Martin Stiksel, "They understand that consuming media is changing, the patterns are changing."

In addition to the thriving community of 150 million users, CBS also gets Last.fm's proprietary discovery engine which consists of complex user-behavior driven software algorithms and state of the art data mining in the form of an anally-inserted USB dongle.

"By monitoring the contractions of the colon, we can determine user reactions to our content recommendations with astonishing accuracy," explained Stiksel.

CBS president and CEO Leslie Moonves added, "The media landscape has chaged from push to pull over the last few years and we see the anal probe as a great way to finally use that to our advantage. Why shove it down their throat when they can can stick it up their ass?"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6701863.stm