In what the red states will surely see as a judgement from God on y'all heathens in LaLa Land, a quick-moving brush fire has broken out by the WB offices in Burbank. WB is staying open as fire fighters try to extinguish the flames, encouraging their employees to stay low to the ground as they type.Warner's marketing department, smitten with the power of achieving one miracle promoting the release from the increasingly choosy actress Hilary Swank announced that next week Century City can expect their water supply to turn to blood unless the film opens to at least 30 million.
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