Hello loyal follower (singular), you may have noticed that Stereofork took a wee break between Nov.2007 and Jan.2010.During that time, we as a staff (can unpaid bloggers actually be considered a "staff"? oh wait... nevermind) embarked upon a soul-searching trip much like the one described in the Oprah-tastic book Eat, Pray, Love. Except ours was more like Drink, Puke, Cry.
500 pizzas, 400 handles of vodka and 250 awkward morning after glances later, we now feel ready to fork it up once again. Yes, we just adjectived that. And yes, we just adjectived adjective. Maybe you haven't heard of this little thing called "creative license" buddy, it's like grammar on acid. And in case you didn't know, acid is good for you.
We're encouraged to find that since 2007 bad music has continued to propagate, unemployed bearded guys still manage to pull hot chicks in Silver Lake/Brooklyn and arrogant hipster journos still write as if they have more talent than musicians. *Sniffle* Thank you music world, thank you. You're more consistent than our last boyfriend.
So, that's all you need to know. We (Bryan, Ryan, Scott and Tatiana) are back - and we even have a new member: Mark aka Minky A Go Go (see Ellen to your right). He'll introduce himself at some point (I'm predicting some crap about Swedish pop bands).
Long story short:
We're back.
all your dreams = come true.
Thanks.
Reading material: We like this little gem by Ricky Haley on low budg tour managers.
