Monday, April 2, 2007

US Government Determined To Keep Nation's Safety, Mindset At 1982 Levels

It looks as though Disney's outwardly patriotic, Communist-hating facade, has finally fallen away as the government has identified the 1982 film Tron as a covert leak of security information.

All copies of the film are being recalled, so all plans by time travelling terrorists to go back to 1981, when the nuclear facility featured in the movie still existed and bomb it are in serious jeopardy. No word yet on if The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes will suffer the same fate, only to be reissued minus the 10-minute scene where Kurt Russell's lovable robot character explains how nuclear fission works.

Homeland Security Classifies TRON as "Sensitive"

All You Need Are Pan Flutes


Light Euphoric claim their music is "healing" - and yet their MySpace page crashed my browser. Thanks for killing my sweet game of online sudoku, buds.

And while I don't know if I can vouch for their healing qualities, what I do know is that if you took the word "Universe" out of their songs and added "Jesus," "God" or "Lord and Saviour," these dudes would be my mom's favorite band on earth.

myspace.com/lighteuphoric