Friday, May 25, 2007

My Thump, My Thump.

Jack's going muy político up in this bitch.

But more importantly, Meg is teh h0tt s3x0r with curly hair. Ay.





Check out a few more advance tracks from Icky Thump aquí.

Steal This Contract

Hey, you signed the deal, dickface. Maybe you should make a snarky video about your lawyer instead.


Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Elk City "Cherries in the Snow"

Only bands from NYC can get away with this shit. If you're in a band that writes catchy, kitschy ditties that graft instantly to the heart, and you're not from NYC, you better move there. Otherwise, you're just a big pussy and you're not funny.






http://www.myspace.com/elkcity


P.S. Their new album is really good.

Master of Meat Puppets

Seeing as how we're communicating almost exclusively in YouTube videos this week, check out the good quality version of the new QOTSA vid:





Also, an .mp3 of the song Era Vulgaris is available here. Get it while you can.

Era Vulgaris the album will be released on 6/12. Or today if you can think of something that rhymes with Tit Borrent.

Mixed Nuts

Bryan, I will see your "Nuts" and raise you one self-professed "emo remix". Although, it's actually not emo at all...tomato tomahto...whatevs

Wow, who knows the greatest post punk band ever wore leotards.



Does anyone else find the line, "And you mortgaged your house to pay me..." a little bizarre?

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Reason The Internet Exists


Just to remind us how to stay golden...

Sirius to launch official background music station in Hell.












In a press release today, Sirius Satellite Radio announced that they had won the highly competitive bidding war with Muzak to provide the official background music in Hell.

"In the end Satan recognized our outside-the-box approach to talent acquisition and felt that we were the ones that could truly provide the ideal soundtrack for Eternal Damnation." Said Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin on a conference call.

"While Muzak's corporate culture is more in line with ours on paper, it's really the content that counts." Added Satan. "I guess you could say we're in this for the long haul, and we couldn't feel better about our decision. Content is king."

http://prod1.cmj.com/articles/display_article.php?id=36547294

Why Do You Think You Are Nuts?




When our civilization lies in ruins and a team of alien archaeologists resuscitates the internet, I hope somehow this is the first thing they find.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Geeks Gone Wild: USB Mini Fridge





















If you don’t happen to do the majority of your computing within 50 ft. of a refrigerator or vending machine, and/or you're really fucking lazy, and/or you have nothing better to spend your money on, this should be right up your alley.

http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00286


I'm holding out for the 40oz. version. In the meantime, I'll be busy with my Hello Kitty USB Aquarium, thankyouverymuch.


Pitchfork interviews Sir Pole.


















For those of you that just want the bullet points, here's the unabridged Stereofork synopsis:

Pitchfork: May we kiss your bum?
McCartney: I was in the Beatles!

Pitchfork: May we kiss your bum?
McCartney: I was in the Beatles!

Pitchfork: May we kiss your bum?
McCartney: I was in the Beatles!

Pitchfork: May we kiss your bum?
McCartney: I was in the Beatles!

Pitchfork: Thank you for your time. It's been an honour to ask you a bunch of self-serving questions. God bless.
McCartney: I was in the Beatles!


Didn't even fucking ask about Starbucks. Way to keep it real for the people.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/42799-interview-sir-paul-mccartney