Fuck Tha Police

"We're rich, beeyotch!"








Don't miss out on an intimate evening with The Police at Dodger Stadium.

We've all heard that Sting can fuck for up to twelve hours, but he'll probably only bend you over for two or three. And for up to $410 face value, he better hit the high notes in Roxanne.

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0B003E48F67C6EFA?brand=&tm_link=tm_home_f1


And you better hurry. Douchebags that are going to talk on cell phones the whole time are buying up all the tickets at an alarming rate:

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003550441