Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Unicorns Get D.U.I.s Too



Just because you have a little 'corn on your head and inspire millions of five-year-old girls, a grip of LARPers and a few hipsters, that does not give you license to get wasted, crash into a light post and then use some poor guy (with five previous D.U.I. convictions) as a scape goat. You hear me, Mr. Unicorn?!!! You are sick. Sick, I tell you! That's right. Who's feeling magical now suckah.

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