Friday, March 2, 2007

Pearl Jam invents time machine.












First stop for these intrepid time travellers? Lollapalooza, 1992.

Clad in his 14-hole Doc Martens, cut-off jean shorts, thermals, and flannel shirt "time suit," Eddie Vedder proclaimed at a press conference yesterday, "After millions of dollars in funding and countless sleepless nights, we're finally ready to go back and make things right. For us."

"The notions of temporal paradox and the uncontrollable spawning of alternate realities ripping the fabric of the space-time continuum was definitely a concern, but we've already sent the Counting Crows back to Woodstock '94 and all signs are positive." Added a noticeably giddy Jeff Ament.

The band declined to comment on whether or not their monumental breakthrough would ever help them make a decent follow up to Ten.

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/music/archives/112229.asp

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