Wednesday, February 28, 2007

27 Million Americans Held Captive By Possible Red-Neck, Definite Fifth Grader


26.6 million TV viewers last night proved that they were indeed dumber than a fifth grader by continuing to support Jeff Foxworthy's post-YMBARNI... career. This puts the show in place to follow the tradition of other top series premieres such as "The George Carlin Show", "Jesse", and "Inside Schwartz". If ratings fall next week Fox's marketing executives have promised to change the shows premise to have all contestants losing to the fifth graders immediately placed on the cast of Fox's new reality show "Are you faster than this hungry cheetah?"

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